Which Live Writely Blogger are you?
1.) * Insert obligatory what’s your favorite color question here *
c.) The blood of my enemies.
2.) If you were able to choose 1 food to eat for the rest of your life what would it be?
b.) Ass? Or sushi.
c.) The hearts of my lovers.
d.) Not tomatoes.
3.) What would you name your boat if you actually had one?
a.) Lil’ Scootin’ Booty.
b.) The USS cuntpunch 9000.
c.) The Tainted Weasel.
d.) End of the Line.
4.) Which fictional character would you try to bang immediately upon meeting them in real life?
a.) Sesshomaru. (and then I’d be dead from him killing me)
b.) Do porn stars count as fictional characters? If not, the Majin Buu Arc, Videl from Dragon Ball Z.
c.) Lady Galadriel.
5.) What is something that your brain tries to make you do, and you have to will yourself not to do it?
a.) My brain keeps trying to turn itself off. I have to fight to keep the damn thing on.
b.) I succumb to all my poor decisions.
c.) Overdose on sugar.
6.) Your house is on fire. What do you grab first?
a.) The fire extinguisher.
b.) My cat, and the Playstation.
7.) If you were immortal for a day, what would you do?
a.) Drink all the alcohol I can get my hands on.
b.) Go to work? It’s a day, not a lifetime. Let’s be practical.
c.) A copious amount of drugs.
8.) The best part of waking up is….?
a.) Going back to sleep.
b.) Knowing you get to go back to bed in a few hours.
9.) You are cryogenically frozen for 500 years. What is the first thing you do?
a.) Yawn, sneeze, and fart at the same time. Been holding that in forever.
c.) Kill the first person I see.
d.) Google myself.
10.) Lastly, what is your spirit animal? (I know. It’s dumb. But just pick one)
a.) Red panda.
b.) The Wiley fish in a barrel.
c.) A motherf***ing dragon.
If you picked mostly A: Meagan!
Congratulations! You’re pretty quiet and weird, but also artistic. So, that’s pretty neat.
If you picked mostly B: Alex!
Wow! That’s some personality you got there. Better use your charismatic, yet slightly disturbing traits for good, eh?
If you picked mostly C: Courtney!
Neato! Your mental health is questionable, but you are adventurous and give no fucks.
If you picked mostly D: Brandon!
Awesome! You’re sort of lazy, but very mysterious when you want to be. You keep people guessing!